“Sounds like you’re the weaker of Mama, huh?”
”What? Eating humans?
I guess you could call it work,
Mama doesn’t see it that way, however.”
“ I admire your work. ”
“ I fear this may be the last time that we ever see each other. ”
“ It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s that I am physically repulsed. ”
“ She was shaking like a shitting dog. ”
“ Go and light the goddamn candle. ”
“ Why blonde? ”
“ Rudeness is merely the expression of fear. ”
“ She was dynamite in the sack, by the way. ”
“ You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it. ”
“ Men’s greed spreads like a poison in the bloodstream. “
” And he probably fucks them too! “
” I go to bed with all my friends. “
” I though I was supposed to be a fucking faggot?“
” You are but you’re bisexual. “
” The rest of this shit is worthless junk. “
” You wouldn’t know chiaroscuro from chicken giblets! “
” That little prick. “
” I know, but the bitch legged it. “
” You, with the very large scar on your face? “
” Oh, come now, try it. It’s actually very warm and nourishing this morning. “
” Well, I’ve never been accused of that before but I appreciate the sentiment. “
“ Nobody’s saying it’s a stroll down a tree-lined promenade with a fine lady and a white poodle. “
” She’s my girlfriend; you can’t just buy her things. “
“ Did he just throw my cat out the window? ”
“ I don’t trade in stolen property. ”
“ What’s wrong with you you goddamn snitch?? ”
“ I suppose you’d call that a draw. ”
“ I suppose this is to be expected back in… where do you come from again? ”
“ Well, I suppose I’d better take back everything I just said. ”
“ I’m going to stop you there because the alarm has sounded but remember where you left off because I insist you finish later. ”
“ These men are dangerous, professional criminals. At least three of them are, anyway. ”
“ Well, I was until about five minutes ago. ”
“ Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor? ”
“ What’s the meaning of this shit?? ”
“ You can’t blame someone for their basic lack of moral fibre. ”
“ I never meant to betray you! ”
“ Those fuckers! ”
“ This has been a complete fucking nightmare, just tell us what the fuck is going on!! ”
“ Nobody move; everybody’s under arrest. “
” He certainly sustained the illusion with a marvellous grace. “
